He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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