Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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