break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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