Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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