So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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