How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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