don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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