So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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