I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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