Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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