ugly people sure do ruin things
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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