I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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