You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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