we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
