PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
