she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Randomize
