if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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