when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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