Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm just crazy horny about you
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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