I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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