My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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