The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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