All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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