Who wears a wallet chain?!
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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