Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Panties = found
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