Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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