What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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