are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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