Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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