who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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