this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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