Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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