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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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