as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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