who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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