I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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