whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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