Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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