Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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