I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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