he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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