you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize