Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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