You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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