Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
