Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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