...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We need to rekindle our bromance
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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