Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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