so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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