3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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