nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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