He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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