This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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