I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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