Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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