There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He passed out mid-signature
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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